Poster Picks: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Ooh, been a while since I dusted off this series, eh? Let’s not waste time with apologies or explanations. Let’s just get to it, shall we?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind might be my favorite film to come from the charmingly cracked mind of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman. Released in 2004, it tells the story of two people who, after a particularly painful breakup that followed on the heels of a possibly even less appealing relationship, decide to wipe each other from their respective memories. Most people who remember this movie’s release in theaters probably remember seeing a single-sheet poster of Kate Winslet and Jim Carrey, lying side by side on a sheet of ice that is starting to crack, while they stare obliviously at each other.

It was a quirky image, true, but what always ruined this design for me was how this far more interesting and mysterious element of the poster was reduced to make way for a large, floating close-up of the top part of Jim Carrey’s face. You want to sell me on a movie? Don’t emphasize that it has Carrey in it. Also, if you have seen this movie, you know that Winslet not only plays just as significant a role as Carrey does in making this script work, but her performance was considered brilliant enough that she was nominated for an Academy Award. In hindsight, I’m sure it seemed a bit misguided that the marketing strategy was to focus primarily on Carrey.

But I do indeed digress this time, especially since this isn’t the poster that I’ve picked!

The poster that I’ve chosen looks like it might have actually been designed for the British market rather than the American one. It’s laid out in that loverly “quad” style that I previously discussed in my Shaun of the Dead poster pick. True, sometimes American movie posters are tweaked to a similar horizontal format for placement on buses or subway cars, but those are typically longer than this design. Maybe this was used for bus shelters. I don’t know, denizens. I can’t have all the answers.

Anyway, I know what most of you are probably thinking right now: But, Loba, you hate movie posters that use giant photos of the actors’ heads as the primary design element! You even said so! Right here!

This is all very true. However, in this instance, it works so well that I couldn’t help but fall in love with the concept. But let’s start at the beginning, shall we?

This design kicks it off with the movie’s release date (an important bit of information) and the tagline, “This Spring, Clear Your Mind.” The tag is written in a sans serif (as is the release date and the list of actors that follows the tag), colored in a bright, sunny yellow. There are two things that appeal to me regarding the font layout of the top part of this design. First, I love the pyramid layout of the text. Whether this way or inverted, a pyramid layout is always a clean, simple yet still visually pleasing way to present text. Second, I always enjoy the mixed use of smaller sentence case and larger upper case, as in the way the actors names are written. It’s a creative way to present bland text without going all PhotoShop crazy on our asses.

Yes, I did just write that. I’m feeling dangerous today, denizens.

Next comes the primary design element: a triptych of head shots for the first three actors from the preceding list: Carrey, Winslet, and Kirsten Dunst. These three facial elements were also repackaged as solo one-sheets, which I think makes a bit more sense (it seems a bit redundant to see them side-by-side-by-side here, showing the repetition of the “torn pages” element of the design on each). However, I loved each design enough that I decided I wanted to use the version that combined them into one poster. The head shots have been defaced, each one having had the strip where their eyes should be ripped away, to reveal that the photos were just the top layer of several, with each following layer ripped away as well.

Speaking of layers, this design element works beautifully on several (mmm, see what I did there?). We’ve ripped away the eyes. The eyes, which are the windows to the soul. One of the primary ways we take in the world around us. One of the primary ways we are visually (haha) recognized and can recognize others. But the removal goes even deeper than this. We’ve ripped away all that lies beneath the eyes, all that has been imprinted below the surface. Just enough left behind to give confusing, fractured hints at what might have been.

However, there are enough clues to leave us with the impression that what was beneath was some kind of informational brochure. We see the word “Lacuna,” which has that strange, meaningless-on-it-own, simple-word-complex-meaning, portmanteau-y feeling of a company name (kind of like Verizon or Microsoft). We see another strip of torn paper that discusses “a revolutionary process,” but all that’s left of the page above this statement is the word, “BROKEN.”

Shredded images, missing information, confusing clues, and something broken in the capital sense of the word. Sort of gives a delicious nuance to the original tagline about clearing our minds, doesn’t it?

At the very bottom of the stack of torn pages, we get three different statements/questions from our three characters: “I’m fine without you”; “Would you erase me?”; and “Do I know you?” Strange sentiments on their own, made even more unsettling when peaking out from behind sightless faces that still smile in progressively more open, more welcoming ways, even in their defaced states. I think the most disturbing pairing of quote and expression is on Dunst’s poster. Even with just the visual element of her mouth in tact, you can tell that she’s smiling/laughing in a way that intimates joyful familiarity with whomever she is interacting. “Do I know you?” simply doesn’t match the image in any way and leaves one feeling at the very least a sense of disorientation at the juxtaposition.

Finally, we get the movie title, broken onto two lines (it was a bit of a long name, wasn’t it?). The natural break right before the prepositional phrase ended up being what most people used to refer to this movie anyway. Therefore, the treatment of placing “Eternal Sunshine” in a larger, sentence-case yellow sans serif font while reducing “of the spotless mind” to all lower-case, smaller, white font was a nice touch. Then we get the movie Web site, with the familiar beginning and end components in a dark red, and the movie title (this time in its entirety) highlighted in yellow. And, once again, the text is formatted in a pyramid structure, this time inverted, giving a lovely balance to the text that sandwiches our primary design elements.

So see, denizens? Sometimes head shots work. But only when used in a creative way. And when it’s not just Jim Carrey.

Flashback Friday: Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers

First, I’ve had a few people point out that they’re surprised by the absence of one particular theme song here for Toon Tune June. My response to this surprise is that I decided a while ago that my very last Flashback Friday will be dedicated to all things pertaining to this particular cartoon…as it is teh awesome and deserves to be the final word in my flashback endeavors. So, when that particular cartoon appears here, you will know that the end has arrived. Until then…

I decided to end Toon Tune June with a theme song from the great pantheon of Disney cartoon themes…and also with a nod to the very first Toon Tune June entry. See, Disney seriously rocked the after-school syndicated cartoon world for many years. And why not? They’re Disney. They’ve got the money and the resources. So there was a long line of cartoons that played on constant rotation on all the syndicated networks: Tale Spin, Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, Gargoyles (oh, there’s a post all to itself…oh, the Trekness of Gargoyles!!)…but of all the theme songs and all the cartoons, I loved this one the best: Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers.

And, before anyone points this out, yes, I know it’s actually called Chip ‘N Dale’s Rescue Rangers. I don’t know why, but that “‘N” just really irritates the English major in me. It even irritated me when this show was first airing in syndication. Leave me to my proclivities, denizens.

Oh, and I did say that I was going to give a nod back to the first cartoon theme I posted, Tiny Toon Adventures. So, here it is: The voices of both the titular Chip and Gadget Hackwrench, the team’s pilot, mechanic, and Jane-Of-All-Trades, were done by none other than Tress MacNeille, she of Babs Bunny fame (and still HI-larious as Crazy Cat Lady on The Simpsons).

Tress MacNeille is teh awesome. So is the theme to this cartoon.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfxIa-643zI&w=480&h=390]

Flashback Friday: Space Ghost

Sticking with a superhero theme tonight, denizens. It’s no wonder, considering what I’ve been reading this past week…but you’ll just have to wait to hear more about that, now won’t you?

So Space Ghost. He wasn’t the greatest superhero on the block (although he’s still cooler than Aquaman). And to be completely honest, I don’t really remember all that much about his adventures. I do remember his theme, though. It was so blatantly 60s sci-fi groovy with the horns, the beat, and that crazy theremin vibe:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ6qpulpmnc&w=480&h=390]

Of all the superhero cartoons that I watched when I was little, Space Ghost’s theme was the one that stuck with me. Probably because, much later on, I used to watch the Cartoon Network’s Space Ghost Coast to Coast, which featured the same theme, updated with funky 90s electric guitar and some R&B-lite harmonies added in:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNH3CiyDA1U&w=480&h=390]

For those who never experienced the surrealistic joy of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, it was a talk show spoof hosted by Spacey himself, with his sidekick nemeses Zorak and Moltar. It was utterly bizarre in the way that only those fledgling shows from the early years of a new network could possibly be. There were no rules, no expectations, no limits to what the Cartoon Network could do in those early days…so they pretty much did whatever the hell they wanted. Throw it against the wall and see what sticks. Well, Space Ghost stuck for almost a decade before finally retiring to that Old Superhero Talk Show Host Home. If you can find some copies, check them out. Here’s a little something to wet your whistle…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixQ7nrimxYs&w=480&h=390]

BookBin2011: A Dark Matter

Peter Straub is a talented horror writer. Or so I have been told by others. Even Stephen King sang praises for Straub’s A Dark Matter in a lovely little blurb on the back cover.

I’m here, denizens, at great personal risk of retribution from the master of horror himself, to inform you that Stephen King lied. This book is not great. It’s not scary. It’s not even awful. It’s worse, denizens. It’s the worst thing that a scary book can possibly be.

It’s boring.

This is one of the most boring books I have ever read. It’s so boring that I don’t even want to write about it. Don’t want to talk about the plot, don’t want to describe the characters, don’t want to even bash it. It’s just that boring. None of the characters is interesting. In fact, most of them are so pathetically boilerplate that even thinking about them bores me. What’s worse is the fact that it’s nearly 400 pages of boring. Which is why it took me this long between my last entry and this one to finally finish.

Truth is, I should have given up after 100 pages. I knew even before that milestone that this book was going to disappoint me. But I’ve heard so many great things about Straub that I thought maybe this particular book just had a slow start but things would improve.

Nope. Not at all. Boring at the beginning, middle, and end.

Boring. Not a word you want associated with a horror novel.

Straub might have been a good horror novelist at some point, but that point isn’t this book. Don’t waste your time, denizens. Just don’t.

Final Verdict: Back to the library. Never added to my collection. Never.

And So It Goes…

I had to eject the lair’s computer core two weekends ago. Things had been getting a little tetchy with the system for a while…little glitches and garbles here and there that were only mildly irritating at times, but seemingly not signs of imminent system-wide failure. Then, one day, it just started to shut itself down during boot-up. Did it once, then followed through with full system boot. Next day, shut itself down five times in a row before finally booting fully. Next day? Next day was almost enough to inspire the unleashing of that fabled “red-headed temper” that I constantly struggle to contain (if I were a mutant, that would be my secret super power). However, I was able to trick it into getting past the glitch moment that heralded the impending mystery shutdown. I’m not fully versed in the intricacies of hardware manipulation, but I know enough to get by in instances like this.

I ran a backup of all files to my external hard drive, removed programs that I would want to switch to a new system, hopped on over to Tiger Direct and began sorting through their custom builts (all the while, contending with the fact that the old system was now starting to shut itself down randomly while running). The system I ended up picking out is a nice, solid little gaming system with a quad-core AMD Athlon II processor, a sweet ATI Radeon 1GB graphics card, 4GB DDR3 SDRAM, DVD-RW, and a 500GB hard drive. Plus, with two red-trimmed fans and blue, yellow, and green interior LEDs, it looks like a mini-rave when the room lights are off. Check it:

Could I have taken my old system to someone and had them check it out? Definitely. Could it have been an easy fix? Possibly. However, my former system was an amalgamation of parts, some only 2 years old but some more than 6 years old. It was the amalgamation of the two systems during an upgrade that I think might have caused some of the glitches. However, I held onto the old system because…well, it was the last system that my uncle built for me.

I’ve talked about my anthropomorphic ways before in regard to my old computer. Did it upset me that the last computer he built me began to fail? Absolutely. But then I started to think about it from his perspective. My uncle loved building computers. He loved keeping up with the rapid pace of technology’s evolution. What would he have said if he’d known I was still holding onto a system that was rapidly being outpaced by what was available now? He would have laughed and told me to keep up. Time to move on…there’s bigger and better to be found out there.

So I found it. No, it’s not the fanciest or the fastest system I could have gotten. However, my computing needs aren’t quite what they used to be, especially since most of my gaming now takes place on my XBox and PS2 systems. But this new machine is solid, swift and sleek, and I can’t help but think that even my uncle would call it a great little machine. And, in a way, he still had something to do with setting me up with it. Amongst all the other things he taught me about computers, he showed me Tiger Direct, which has been my computer go-to spot for a while now.

So there it is. The lair is now outfitted with a new computer core. I spent time this weekend getting it set up with peripherals and software. All systems are go. Next? Time to give Sims 3 another try…