Dude, your mom’s got some seriously scary muffins.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1]

Okay, so if you’re not familiar with the YouTube greatness that is Liam Kyle Sullivan, then consider this to be your introduction. And while the muffins sketch is one of my favorites, he’s probably more well known on the Interwebs for his character, “Kelly” with her incurable addiction to “Shoes” and her tirade against “Text Message Breakups.”

I warn you now, these last two links are NSFW, so if you listen to them around coworkers, have your earbuds handy. Actually, most of Liam’s stuff is NSFW, a fact that is accentuated by the Margaret Cho seal of approval (she appears in several of the “Kelly” pieces).

If you enjoy what you see, check out Liam’s YouTube user section, where you can see more of his creations as well as more of the lovely Vampiress Heather from “Text Message Breakup” in her own series of vlogs.

Oh, and just for fun, here’s another work-safe video, to whet your appetite.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxStmceNTs8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1]

Peace out, betches.