Photo Fun Friday: Tawny Kattan

This came about as the result of a pronunciation error and I knew it simply had to be made:

Welcome to tonight’s nightmare.

Don’t know who I combined to make “Tawny Kattan”? Well, here is Tawny at probably her most famous (rather than her more recent infamy):

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/i3MXiTeH_Pg

And Chris Kattan…well. Er. There’s Corky…no. Well, there’s A Night at…never mind. Hmm. Monkeybo…no. How about this Bowling for Soup video for their song “1985” that parodies the Whitesnake video? Yeah? Okay.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/K38xNqZvBJI

Flashback Friday: “Crucified”

Ah, I bet you thought that this was going to be a Tori post, didn’t you? While I will gladly admit that Amos’s song “Crucify” is one of my favorites of her songs, that’s not what I’m here to blather on about tonight.

Nope, this would be the 1991 release of a similar name, from the Swedish band Army of Lovers. I think I’m like the Aussies on this one, but I have a bit of a thing for Swedish bands.

[Loba Tangent: I’m assuming that Australians have a thing for Swedish bands…or at least one in particular, since both Muriel’s Wedding and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert prominently feature music of and/or anecdotes about ABBA. And, of course, two movies can perfectly capture the musical preferences of an entire continent. Oh, and now I want to watch Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Again. For probably the 20th time.]

Anyway, I wish I knew more about this group, but unfortunately, “Crucified” was the only one of their songs to ever make it far enough up the mainstream to reach me back then. I stumbled upon the video for the song one late night, WAY back when MTV still played more videos than craptacular shows.

To call this video bizarre would be like calling Ebenezer Scrooge cheap. It’s one of those videos that has “car wreck” stamped all over it…so very strange to the point of being a little unsettling. I blame the rubber pants. Or maybe the adult diapers. Combined with leg armor. Or was it Elvis? Possibly Napoleon. Maybe the flowering panties, too. And yet you simply can’t look away.

Don’t believe me? Watch for yourself:

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/EdooYar_A6g

I saw the video maybe three more times before it was finally pulled from heavy nighttime rotation (I don’t think I ever saw it play before 10 p.m.). It wasn’t until years later when I heard it at a club that I remembered how utterly crazy it and the band were. And how much I loved the song and the video. Of course, being the naughty little pirate monkey I was at the time, I promptly proceeded to find an MP3 for download from my pre-Napster FTP hopping days.

Naughty, naughty Loba.

While driving home this afternoon, I had my iPod set to random shuffle on my “Club MP3s” list and this song came up, and I knew that I had to share it here for Flashback Friday. Seriously, how do you not share a song this awesome? And just because I’m in a giving mood this evening (must be the wine I had), here’s a video for the Nuzak remix of the song. Even more rubber pants, adult diapers, leg armor, flower panties, and cats and dogs!

Man, I miss the 90s…

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Me4sOR2VhWs

BookBin2012: Before I Go To Sleep

What’s this? Another blog post? Three in one day? My goodness, it sure is feast or famine here at the lair lately, eh?

Sadly, even with this post, I’m still not finished catching up with my recent BookBin reads. Still haven’t caught up with other posts either…time slips away so quickly lately.

But this has nothing to do with why we’re really here, now does it? And what’s the reason for this latest meeting? To discuss S.J. Watson’s Before I Go To Sleep.

First, I’m doing a rather embarrassing job yet again of trying to stick mainly to books from my own book collection. This is another find that I picked up from the library. How could I resist though? The dust jacket description listed this as “Like Memento on meth.”

I love Memento. No, I don’t also love meth. However, any description that calls upon a Christopher Nolan movie that I actually really like already piques my interest. That being said, I was also slightly reticent in my excitement, considering the last time I allowed myself to be swayed by dust jacket comments.

I’m pleased to say that this novel came much closer to living up to its description than the other novel did. I don’t necessarily agree that it’s a more amped-up version of Memento (I’m assuming that was the implication of the drug reference? What the hell do I know about meth though?). I don’t even completely agree with the comparison beyond overarching similarities. Both have protagonists who suffer from bizarre forms of amnesia in which they are unable to form any new memories.

For Watson’s protagonist, Christine Lucas, her form of amnesia is such that she can form new memories throughout the day, but the moment she falls into deep sleep, everything is lost. Fragments might resurface, but each morning is a frightening state of tabula rasa in which she must be refreshed on everything that is her life now…who her husband is, where they live, what he does, what happened to cause her to lose her memory…it’s rather tiring to consider, really. Imagine having to re-learn everything about yourself each morning, waking up thinking that you’re still in your 20s (Christine’s early memories are the only ones that survive her nightly reboot) only to realize that you’re actually almost 50 and trapped in this hellish mental purgatory.

Of course, this can’t be the only thing going on with this story, with a description like the one that hooked me into picking this up in the first place. Where’s the meth? Well, things don’t seem quite right…even beyond the obvious things. It’s kind of complicated to delve into in a short synopsis, and really, it’s not something that I actually want to get into because I don’t want to spoil anything. Let’s just say that while you might not want a “Remember Sammy Jankis” tattoo, you definitely might want to start writing things down. That might help, because something’s definitely rotten in Denmark.

I will also say this: The layering and complexity of this novel are quite brilliant, especially considering that this is Watson’s first time at the rodeo (oh, there’s something so delightful about mixing British and American slang). While I wouldn’t recommend this novel to everyone (especially those of you who hated Memento, shocked though I remain whenever I encounter someone who doesn’t think it’s wonderful), I do think that it’s a definite for people who enjoy a good psychological thriller.

That being said, I do warn that there are several aspects of the plot that, if thought about too hard, make the entire novel unravel right before your eyes. It’s difficult for me to silence the overly analytical part of my brain, so this happened for me a few times. However, it wasn’t enough to cause me to dislike the book. I think that Watson did a remarkable job of taking this concept and making it uniquely his own. There are just some aspects of the story itself that are intrinsically flawed, both with this and with Memento. If you are able to overlook those flaws, however, I think that Watson’s debut novel is something you could enjoy.

I just read on Wikipedia that Ridley Scott has bought the film rights to this book. I approve of that. I also just read that Nicole Kidman is tentatively being considered for the role of Christine Lucas.

Sigh. Not exactly who I envisioned playing Christine. I think that should be left to an actress whose face still actually has the ability to show a wider range of emotion beyond “Botox” and “Botox.”

/ snark

Final Verdict: As much as I enjoyed this novel once I silenced the nitpicker portion of my brain, I don’t think I would want to add this to my collection. I do think I might want to borrow it from the library for another read, now that I know the ending. It’s definitely one of those books that will reveal more to you once you know how it all wraps up. However, I do think that two, maybe three reads is enough for this one. Of course, this is coming from someone who has seen Memento many more times than three. Would it be bad form to say that I just can’t remember how it ends? 😉

Fabulous Photo Friday: Sarah McLachlan

Know what makes this past week of power outages, extreme heat, sticky-sweaty-ickiness, and general WTFery all better?

I was this close to Sarah McLachlan last night:

All your arguments are now invalid to Loba.

Seriously, this was the perfect way to make up for the hella week we’ve been having here in the D.C. area. I’ve loved Sarah McLachlan since my college days (all those many moons ago, right?), and she is only one of two musicians I will gladly pay top dollar to see in concert whenever they come to town (can you guess who the other is?).

Speaking of Tori (guess I gave that answer away), McLachlan seems to be taking a page from Amos’s current play book. Just like Amos, McLachlan is currently touring with orchestral accompaniment, from the National Philharmonic.

As with Amos’s music, McLachlan’s often down-tempo, haunting songs are perfectly suited for this type of musical enhancement. Regardless of the swelter that surrounded us (she played at Merriweather Post Pavillion, which is an outdoor venue), McLachlan’s voice, strengthened by strings, winds, and percussion was well worth the sweet summer sweat.

The highlight of the evening, as it usually is (for me, at least), was the new arrangement of “Possession,” one of McLachlan’s songs from her third (and my personal favorite) album Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.

The story behind this song is actually quite a dark one. McLachlan wrote “Possession” in response to rather disturbing letters received from some fans, including one “self-admitted stalker” named Uwe Vandrei. Vandrei sued McLachlan, saying that his love letters to her were the basis for “Possession.” The case never went to trial, however, because Vandrei committed suicide not long after filing his suit.

With lyrics like:

And I would be the one
To hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
And after I’d wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear

you can’t help but wonder what kind of memories this song must invoke for McLachlan each time she sings it. Yet to watch her sing it is to watch her become the possessed and the possessor

BookBin2012: The Joker

I’ve accumulated a bit of a BookBin backlog and I’m starting to already forget my thoughts on the books that I’ve finished. That won’t be much of a problem with this entry.

I’m not really sure why I picked up Brian Azzarello’s The Joker. I could tell from the artwork that it was based on the Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger in the Christopher Nolan Batman universe. I make no secret of the fact that I really dislike Nolan’s take on the Dark Knight. I have no interest in seeing this summer’s final offering. I’ll probably rent it later on. Then again, probably not. I guess it all depends on that day’s level of rental-related sadomasochism.

However, I know that Azzarello’s work with 100 Bullets is considered by many to be a graphic novel masterpiece (I’ve yet to experience it, but am willing to take other opinions into consideration).

The problem, however, is that no amount of creativity on Azzarello’s part is going to eliminate the fact that the foundation of this Joker was laid by Nolan. Did I mention that I really don’t like his translation of the Joker?

Well, I don’t.

Therefore, I didn’t really like this graphic novel.

One of the things that I’ve always liked about other interpretations of the Joker is that he is a dark, damaged, duplicitous criminal mastermind, worthy of being considered one of Batman’s number one opponents. Even in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke, this darker version of the Joker carried within him a sharpness of wit and humor that were completely lacking in Azzarello’s Joker. Instead, in this story he’s nothing more than a bottom-dollar gangster, taking out petty vengeance on those who “wronged” him while he was away at Arkham Asylum.

Also? I know I come back to this all the time, but the depiction of women in this novel was atrocious. Harley Quinn as a mute stripper? (I’m just assuming she’s supposed to be a mute in this storyline, since I don’t believe I read any lines from her at all…she was just in the background, looking naked and lascivious). And a completely unnecessary act of sexual violence to show what an unhinged badass the Joker really is?

Please stop. Stop now.

I will say this: As with The Killing Joke, what ultimately saved this novel wasn’t the writing but the artwork. The combination of Lee Bermejo’s art with Mick Gray’s ink, Patricia Mulvihill’s colors, and Robert Clark’s letters combine for a delicious panorama of the more sinister sides of Gotham City and its seedier inhabitants. Some of the panels are frame-worthy, they’re so viciously beautiful.

Final Verdict: As much as I love the artwork, this is another case of finding the story itself so repulsive and unimpressive that I’m going to have to pass. Already back at the library, where I should have left it in the first place.

BookBin2012: Sin City Series

A wolf of my word am I. Although, actually, in my review of the final Sin City graphic novel, Hell and Back, I indicated that I wasn’t in that much of a hurry to experience Sin City in all its brutal black-and-white glory.

I guess that means that I’m capricious. I can live with that. It was just too much to resist when I reached the graphic novel section of the library and saw that all of Frank Miller’s Sin City novels were right there, lined up in order and ready for me to grab them from the shelf. For the record, this includes the following novels:

I’m not going to go into descriptions of each novel’s plot. I think that the Sin City Wikipedia page covers that more thoroughly that I could in this post. The gist is pretty much that each novel presents a vignette of vengeance and oftentimes jarringly unhinged brutality to be found within the confines of Basin City, known colloquially as “Sin City.” Many characters wind their way through several of the stories, sometimes trading up to primary characters and sometimes shifting down to secondary or tertiary ones.

I have to admit, Miller’s spin on neo-noir storytelling has moments of surprising brilliance and beauty. I was honestly expecting neither, considering how underwhelmed I was by Hell and Back. However, I now get the impression that the final two entries in this series might have been the point where Miller was winding down and running out of creative steam. I would definitely peg Booze, Broads, and Bullets and Hell and Back as the two weakest links in this chain of stories.

The rest of the novels, however, carry within their pages all the darkness and drama that one would pray for from a place called “Sin City.” Miller utilizes the strength of his monochromatic palette to stunning effect, the lines and angles fluctuating from fluid to fractured to intensely, inescapably haunting. Miller wields a controlled use of color to enhance even further the visual impact of his bleak world.

As for the stories themselves, I feel secure in saying that they are not for everyone. Miller’s city is inhabited by a level of depravity, violence, and horror that I know would turn away a majority of readers, right from the very first novel. There are assassins, cannibals, rapists, prostitutes, strippers, dirty cops, dirty politicians, dirty clergy, psychopaths of all varieties, mobsters…pick your poison and you’ll probably find its flavor somewhere in these pages.

Then again, anyone entering the city limits of Miller’s world must surely know that this is what they’ve signed up for, so I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.

I will say this: I’m completely conflicted about my feelings toward the women of Miller’s world and how he depicts them, both visually and narratively. Right away, I think it’s safe to state that more often than not, whenever a woman is depicted in a comic book, it’s in a rather objectified way. Sadly, I’m resigned to the fact that this is the nature of the beast. Comics audiences are predominantly young heterosexual males who find scantily clad and impossibly endowed women (even of the cartoon variety) to be the type of titillation to bring them running.

Bottom line, ladies: We’re a minority if we’re into the comics scene. There are exceptions to the rule, but not often. And not in this case.

Miller’s pages are filled with innumerable images of naked women…naked women who are unrepentantly cruel or uncomfortably victimized, with the middle ground oftentimes inhabited by frustratingly clueless and/or naive “broads.”

That being said, one of the most powerful characters from the entire series is “Deadly Little Miho,” a mute assassin from “Old Town” (where the prostitutes rule by whatever means necessary) who appears in four of the Sin City stories. While one could argue that she is at times drawn in as equally objectified ways as most of the other women in Miller’s novels, she’s also powerful, frighteningly adept with her weaponry, and highly effective…all without ever uttering a word. She was undoubtedly one of my favorite parts of this series.

She was also one of my favorite parts of the movie. I decided, after reading the novels, that I should give Robert Rodriguez’s cinematic take on three of the novels another shot. I’m glad that I did. While definitely not a perfect film and still not one that I would list as a favorite, I must credit Rodriguez with giving Miller’s artwork a glorious visual send-up. Rodriguez claims that this isn’t an adaptation of Miller’s work but rather a “translation.”

Watching this movie with a better understanding of the world being depicted, I think that this is one of the better “translations” of comic-inspired storytelling to come from Hollywood. Rodriguez is honest to and respectful of his source material, using his filmmaking expertise to enhance rather than negate any of the elements he adapts for his story. One could argue that he’s a bit too true to some of the novels’ visual styles; however, I think that he does an impressive job of balancing his obvious reverence for the original novels with his own personal aesthetic.

For those who are interested, the movie adapts the stories from the Sin City novels The Hard Goodbye, That Yellow Bastard, and The Big Fat Kill. Also, apparently the sequel has finally been greenlit for arrival in theaters by October 2013. This one will be based on A Dame to Kill For (which I admittedly didn’t like as much as others). It will be interesting to see a return to this world, nearly a decade after the first movie.

Final Verdict: I’m actually glad that I gave the rest of these novels a chance. While I’m by no means enamored enough of these tales that I would want to own copies for myself, I do concede that they were an interesting journey, both in print form and in a return to the movie.

Everyone Needs an Editor: Dalmations

Um, hey, guys? Guys? You’re Disney, right? The Disney, as in Disney who made the cartoon 101 Dalmatians? Shouldn’t you, of all companies, know how to spell Dalmatian?

In case you’re keeping track, this would be another pet peeve misspelling of mine, probably because 101 Dalmatians is one of my favorite Disney cartoons. How do you not love spotty puppies? Or Cruella De Vil, one of the least subtly named villains ever conceived?

Getting Sacked

While driving home from a weekend stay in the great hate state of North Carolina, we spent a large portion of the journey past Richmond being treated to a view of the back-end of a “dualy”