Oh, you’re going to hate me for this one. But it had to be done. Another one of those seeds planted in my brain that just wouldn’t stop growing. It all started a few weeks ago when one of my aunts declared that for a moment she thought that Mary Tyler Moore was the new judge on American Idol. At first, I was a bit indignant. No one shall speak blasphemy against the lead singer of one of my all-time favorite bands! Especially the relative at whose house I first discovered the joys of Aerosmith in video form!
Then I let the reality of the statement wash over me. That reality, of course, being what I’ve been saying for quite some time now: The more tweaking that celebrities get done to their faces, the more they all start looking the same.
And thus, dude indeed now does look like a lady:
You know what’s really going to irritate you? When you realize that you can’t tell exactly which parts are Steven and which parts are Mary. I’d help you out, but where’s the fun in that?