I found this little gem while cleaning out one of my desk drawers yesterday afternoon:

Beyond the editorial WTFery, what kind of “Jobs Jobs Jobs” is this flyer advertising? Because, honestly? I’m getting a serious NO feeling from the whole thing. I’m thinking human trafficking of some kind. Either that or you’re about to sign on to become a drug mule. Hope you like swallowing cocaine-filled condoms and following them up later with a laxative chaser…