Ah, I wish I had more time for the lair than I do right now. However, as it is, I’m stealing time whenever I can just to keep an eye on my tracking statistics. This afternoon’s check is what has brought me here, to share with you how someone found their way to the lair twice now. Seems someone out there has an even more…interesting obsession with Dr. Crusher than I do. I was sorting through my keyword report and found the following: “nc 17 fanfic dr crusher vampire slayer.”

Holy Horny Crossovers, Batman! This is undoubtedly one of my absolute favorite keyword hits ever. Lately, the bulk of the keywords have been about sexting and Chuck E. Cheese (yeah, I’m equally disturbed by that combination, too). Plus, several of my Flashback Friday entries have popped up on the search radar; guess I’m not alone in my Gen-X nostalgia kick. But this little gem just cracked me up to no end. Could this be the next big thing in crossover fanfic? How in the world would Dr. Crusher end up in Sunnydale in the first place? That’d have to be one hell of a temporal distortion.

Okay, I’ve really got to go now…but I hope this little interlude amused you even half as much as it amused me 🙂