How, you might be wondering, can one deliver “happy”? Allow me to show you:

Yes, my friends, that would be all seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager, still in their sealed DVD boxes. Delivered right to my door. That is how you deliver happy. And who made this wonderful delivery? The U.S. Postal Service! They paid for my education and now they bring me packages full of happy.

And why am I so surprised that they are all still wrapped? Because this is another one of my famous “used” purchases. I told you before that I’m cheap. So when I found this set for an AMAZING price, I went ahead and purchased it, fully expecting it to be a used set from someone’s collection, with some shelf wear on the packaging. Yet again, one of these sellers has blown me away by sending me a brand new product.

I think the USPS should consider changing their tagline from “Neither snow nor sleet nor blah-blah-whatever” to “USPS: Delivering Happy Straight to Your Door.”

Works for me.