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I have a lot of opinions about a lot of things (I’m sure you hadn’t noticed). And most of the time, my opinions go against the “popular” opinion (again, really?). I know, therefore, to keep my honest comments about these things to myself. It’s how I’ve survived as many football seasons as I have without being defenestrated by pissed-off Redskins fans. <\/p>\n

Sometimes, though, I forget to keep my facial expressions in check. Sometimes, my autonomic response system is simply too fast for my brain. <\/p>\n

So, to the grown woman in the airport on Friday who quickly hid her copy of New Moon<\/em> under her coat when she saw how I was looking at her before my brain could set my facial expression back to “neutral”: Good.<\/strong> You should <\/em>be embarrassed to be reading that shit. <\/p>\n

[I hope you all know that I’m crying a little on the inside for actually being happy that I discouraged someone from reading. That goes against everything I hold dear about literature. <\/p>\n

Oh, wait. It wasn’t literature. It was a Stephenie Meyer book. Never mind.]<\/p>\n

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