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{"id":14171,"date":"2014-05-15T21:32:35","date_gmt":"2014-05-16T02:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/2014\/05\/15\/"},"modified":"2014-05-15T21:32:35","modified_gmt":"2014-05-16T02:32:35","slug":"ladies-of-horror-may-hem-kirsty-cotton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/2014\/05\/15\/ladies-of-horror-may-hem-kirsty-cotton\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies of Horror May-hem: Kirsty Cotton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/kirstycotton.jpg\" alt=\"kirstycotton\" width=\"660\" height=\"660\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14172\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I waffled a bit about adding Kirsty Cotton to the pot. 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