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{"id":12396,"date":"2013-05-31T22:52:39","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T03:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/2013\/05\/31\/"},"modified":"2013-05-31T22:52:39","modified_gmt":"2013-06-01T03:52:39","slug":"flashback-friday-whitney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/2013\/05\/31\/flashback-friday-whitney\/","title":{"rendered":"Flashback Friday: Whitney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a bit of a musical mood this evening, denizens. I&#8217;ve said before that I don&#8217;t really know all that much about music. If you want to read things written by someone who actually does know music, I&#8217;d recommend you go <a href=\"http:\/\/bonerollingreviews.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>No, I just want to write about the sentiments I feel when I think of certain songs or CDs or musicians. I just want to remember. I just wanna&#8230;dance with somebody&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/eH3giaIzONA\">https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/eH3giaIzONA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know, I know&#8230;that was a truly horrible segue. Whatever. Just watch the video. Watch happy, healthy Whitney. Watch that amazing eye makeup. Watch that hair. <strong>That hair!<\/strong> That hair screams 1980s louder than the highest note Whitney ever could hit. <\/p>\n<p>It was the constant airtime rotation of this song and video that made <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Whitney-Houston\/dp\/B000002VEB\/\" target=\"_blank\">Whitney<\/a><\/em> the first CD I ever bought. I paid $30 for it at The Wall. Yeah, kiddies, you read that correctly. $30. For one CD. You know, it&#8217;s not really that difficult to understand why so many people turned to things like Napster so rapidly when they became available. Not that I&#8217;m condoning such behavior. But $30? For something that you can now download instantly from Amazon.com for $9.99? Ballsy, RIAA. Ballsy. <\/p>\n<p>But I digress, per usual. I must have damned near worn out my little boom box playing this CD, not just because it was the only one I owned at the time, but because I enjoyed listening to every single song. They had catchy hooks, lots of 80s-era synth (which I apparently really enjoy), bubbly, bouncy lyrics, and Houston&#8217;s amazing voice. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/0YjSHbA6HQQ\">https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/0YjSHbA6HQQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I was in college, I sold my copy of this CD at the local used store for pocket money. I was well into my alternative rock phase by then; also, by that point in Houston&#8217;s career, she had already started turning into the sad punchline to her very unfunny personal joke. 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