How, you might be wondering, can one deliver “happy”? Allow me to show you:<\/p>\n

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Yes, my friends, that would be all seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager,<\/em> still in their sealed DVD boxes. Delivered right to my door. That <\/strong>is how you deliver happy. And who made this wonderful delivery? The U.S. Postal Service! They paid for my education and now they bring me packages full of happy. <\/p>\n

And why am I so surprised that they are all still wrapped? Because this is another one of my famous “used” purchases. I told you before that I’m cheap. So when I found this set for an AMAZING price, I went ahead and purchased it, fully expecting it to be a used set from someone’s collection, with some shelf wear on the packaging. Yet again, one of these sellers has blown me away by sending me a brand new product. <\/p>\n

I think the USPS should consider changing their tagline from “Neither snow nor sleet nor blah-blah-whatever” to “USPS: Delivering Happy Straight to Your Door.” <\/p>\n

Works for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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