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Dear Scotland,
\nYou don’t know me. I’m just another of the millions of wacky voices out here in teh Interwebz ether, screaming into the winds of egoizing inanity. <\/p>\n

Truth is, I don’t really know you either. I mean, I know where you are (I’m not that<\/em> American that I can’t locate you on a globe or a world map). I know things like you’re part of the United Kingdom, you’re Gaelic (sorry, is that a “don’t ask, don’t tell” topic with you?), and you love thistles, ponies, and men who go commando in their kilts. Oh, and you deep-fry candy bars, which makes you kind of sexy. <\/p>\n

What I don’t understand, however, is why one of your residents found me through a keyword search of unimaginable cruelty. An Edinburghian…er, Edinburgher? Someone from Edinburgh found my lair through the keyword phrase “gates mcfadden bad actress.”<\/p>\n

You wound me, Scotland, and your wound is deep and painful. Look, you’ve also upset Dr. Crusher. <\/p>\n

\"\"
What did I ever do to Scotland? <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

What kind of country are you, making the Enterprise<\/em>‘s CMO cry like that?<\/p>\n

Bad Scotland. BAD. <\/p>\n

[For the record, that phrase never before appeared at the lair in any<\/strong> capacity. Well, except for now, thanks to you<\/strong>, Scotland! I counteract your meanness with this: Gates McFadden Excellent Awesome Super Duper Amazing Spectacular Actress. Ha!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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