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{"id":2283,"date":"2009-12-19T13:14:27","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T18:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lobablanca.com\/blog09\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2009-12-19T13:14:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T18:14:27","slug":"thats-lovely-could-i-get-it-in-a-smaller-size-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/2009\/12\/19\/thats-lovely-could-i-get-it-in-a-smaller-size-though\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Lovely&#8230;Could I Get It in a Smaller Size Though?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lobablanca.com\/blog09\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/snowflurries.JPG\" alt=\"snowflurries\" title=\"snowflurries\" width=\"600\" height=\"449\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2284\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It started snowing last night at around 9 p.m. It hasn&#8217;t stopped since. <\/p>\n<p>The meteorologists finally got this one right. If you live in the D.C. area, you understand precisely what I mean. <\/p>\n<p>Biggest snow storm since Presidents Day weekend, 2003. I remember that storm very vividly. Spent 4 hours on the road, one way, trying to make it to one of the local airports. Don&#8217;t ask, because I&#8217;m not telling any more than that. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re in the band that&#8217;s expected to get nearly 2 feet of snow by the time this is all said and done. Not even officially winter yet. This does not bode well for getting out of this next season unscathed. <\/p>\n<p>Even better? This isn&#8217;t even something we can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=D7UKllR0Edo\" target=\"_blank\">blame Canada<\/a> for! This is a gift straight from the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, NAFTA! <\/p>\n<p>Yes, before you ask, I&#8217;m cranky. Snow doesn&#8217;t inspire joy in me. It&#8217;s cold. It gets stuck all over your clothes and inside your Docs, then melts and puddles all over your floor, where you&#8217;ll inevitably step right into it in your fresh pair of dry socks. It&#8217;s heavy to shovel, slippery, makes a mess of an already awful driving situation. I&#8217;ve lost the ability to see it with the wonder and joy of a 10-year-old whose sole goal is to get outside and start building snowcats and snowdogs (why on Bajor would I build a boring old snow<em>person<\/em>?).<\/p>\n<p>What happened? Having to drive in snow, for one. It sucks. Sammy is a marvel in weather like this, though. I continue to be blown away by his winter weather skillz. However, his skillz do not transmit to the ass clowns on the road with me. I may not have seen fire or rain, but I&#8217;ve seen some scary shiznit out there. You really haven&#8217;t been a Beltway rat until you&#8217;ve watched a car spin out on a diagonal path from one side of the Inner Loop to the other. 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