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{"id":1701,"date":"2009-10-02T14:12:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T18:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lobablanca.com\/blog09\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2009-10-02T14:12:46","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T18:12:46","slug":"flashback-friday-freddy-krueger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lobablanca.com\/blog09\/2009\/10\/02\/flashback-friday-freddy-krueger\/","title":{"rendered":"Flashback Friday: Freddy Krueger"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1702\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1702\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lobablanca.com\/blog09\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/freddyk.png\" alt=\"Isn&#039;t it funny how my face is so burned, but my wrist is perfectly fine?\" title=\"freddyk\" width=\"250\" height=\"340\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1702\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1702\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Isn't it funny how my face is so burned, but my wrist is perfectly fine?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So since it&#8217;s the month of Halloween, one of my favorite holidays of the year, I&#8217;ve decided to dedicate all of October&#8217;s Flashback Fridays to celebrating some of my favorite scary things. And to kick this special month off, I&#8217;m going with my all-time favorite &#8220;snappy comeback&#8221; horror movie villain: Freddy K. <\/p>\n<p>I love Freddy Krueger. The original <em>A Nightmare on Elm Street<\/em> remains one of my favorite scary movies and one of Wes Craven&#8217;s greatest contributions to the horror genre. I&#8217;d even argue that all the <em>Elm Street<\/em> movies are worth watching at least once, if only for the sheer enjoyment of watching Robert Englund camp it up as our favorite razor-clawed burned baddy. Okay, so you might want to skip <em>Freddy&#8217;s Dead: The Final Nightmare<\/em>. When the special guest appearances are Tom and Roseanne Arnold, you know you&#8217;re not witnessing great cinema. <\/p>\n<p>Even at the worst moments of the series, Englund&#8217;s portrayal of Freddy kept me coming back. I remember the first time I watched the <em>Elm Street<\/em> series. I&#8217;d saved up a couple weeks&#8217; allowance and rented all the current movies at the time, which were 1-5. I watched them all back to back to back&#8230;to back to back. Even as cheesy as they were, that&#8217;s a little too much Freddy Fright at one time. It was a jumpy evening for me. But it also got me hooked on Krueger.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen all the original series of movies at least five times each, and I own movies 1, 3, and <em>New Nightmare<\/em>, which I still think was a pretty cool re-imagining of the Freddy Krueger mythology (geek tangent: I also own a replica of Freddy&#8217;s glove as well as the Todd McFarlane &#8220;Movie Maniacs&#8221; figure). I&#8217;ve yet to see <em>Freddy vs. Jason<\/em> though. There&#8217;s a bit of a hurdle there, but I&#8217;m not sure what it is exactly. Maybe it&#8217;s Jason Voorhees. I&#8217;ve never really been a big <em>Friday the 13th<\/em> fan, although I do dig the first one.<\/p>\n<p>As for the upcoming <em>Nightmare on Elm Street<\/em> remake? It&#8217;s already dead to me. Maybe Jackie Earle Haley will do a spectacular job as the new Freddy Krueger, but I don&#8217;t care. He&#8217;s not Robert Englund&#8230;and Robert Englund was the reason that I kept coming back, sequel after sequel after sequel. How else can you explain the endurance and popularity of a character who was burned to death by angry parents for being a child murderer? It was a good deal in part to Englund and his ability to chew scenery to a sloppy pulp and spit it at you with a campy <em>bon mot<\/em> and a laugh right before he gutted you like a fish. <\/p>\n<p>So GenY can have Haley&#8217;s Freddy. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll love him. Obviously, there truly is no accounting for taste \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>As for me, I&#8217;m sticking with the original. 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