This came about as the result of a pronunciation error and I knew it simply had to be made:
Welcome to tonight’s nightmare.
Don’t know who I combined to make “Tawny Kattan”? Well, here is Tawny at probably her most famous (rather than her more recent infamy):
And Chris Kattan…well. Er. There’s Corky…no. Well, there’s A Night at…never mind. Hmm. Monkeybo…no. How about this Bowling for Soup video for their song “1985” that parodies the Whitesnake video? Yeah? Okay.