Stir-Crazy Still Life

Bananas aspire to have a little Captain ON them.
It's pronounced WhitTARD. Stupid Yank.
They just don't taste right without Snap, Crackle, AND Pop.
I told you not to look out there...
Now with 10 percent more liquified Flying Purple People Eater!
Things got ugly when they realized there was only enough ice cream for one more sundae...
Click and lust after my nerd shelf, denizens! LUST, I say!!
Beautiful from a distance...